Things you hear in my house

Heard this morning while I was chasing my daughter around the apartment:

"Bracha, come here and I'll give you a BJ!*"

*My kids, who are in love with Barney, identify the colors purple, green, and yellow according to the names of the characters of said colors, despite knowing the names of the colors themselves. This morning Bracha was looking for a yellow gumi (hair elastic) for her kookoo (pony tail) and I had one in my hand. Last week she was all about the Baby Bop gumis (green hair elastics) but this week all you hear in my house is talks of BJs in her hair. This feels so wrong ;)